Exquisite Exotic
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"WHAT!!!" "HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI "

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"WHAT!!!" "HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI "

textbookxdotcom:

Then we wonder why cats seem so much more intelligent than we are, they are secretly trying to learn how to rule the world.

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

thatsmoderatelyraven:

It means “never give up” in Japanese

thatsmoderatelyraven:

It means “never give up” in Japanese

howtolivefatandhappy:

philiosphicalchocolate:

howtolivefatandhappy:

This one goes out to all the girls whose thighs are so thick you can’t cross your legs.

This is truth. Shoutout to the girls with thighs big enough to be used as warming pillows.

And big ups to the girls whose upper thighs still touch when their knees are apart.

tepitome:

Cake

Im not addicted to alcohol or drugs, im addicted to escaping reality.
yesyesyesyes (via psychedelic-flower-childd)

Today I drank 6 cups of coffee
smoked 11 cigarettes
wrote 5 poems
and alltogether
spoke 4 words

I don’t know what happiness is
but I’m pretty sure this isn’t
anything close.

sad days, alone. (via nicolafuentes)

Sounds like a good day to me